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Frolic Friday โ€“ How to Pee? Lesson #101

How to Pee? Lesson #101
How to Pee? Lesson #101

Warning: This post contains some beep beep words like ‘Potty’ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and ‘Pee Pee’ :mrgreen: so if you are drinking Gatorade or eating mashed potatoes โ€“ Stop. Stop Eating!

Life is beautiful and simple. So simple till you got our little bundle of joy. After that, your life is beautiful but Difficult. See how I emphasized difficult. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

You devise new ideas and tricks to ease out these difficulties. One of my trick was to have more than one difficulty at one time. Oops!!! I meant to say, I have more than one kid. Actually three, two twin boys and a Girl, one year apart.

How did it make parenthood simpler? Well, when you have kids who are almost of same age, you only need to teach one, and other will follow. Smart!!

Every Superiority tactics that I have applied, I did it on Tisha, my girl. For boys, Tisha was the headmistress. She taught them what she learnt from me. ๐Ÿ™‚

How to Pee? Lesson #101

When it comes to potty training, I just have to bought a fancy Potty seat for Tisha, and she started using it in course of time. Point to note boys, Give girls something fancy and they will do anything for you. ๐Ÿ’ก

Boys started early with the whole potty training thing. As they see their big sister using her Potty seat, they followed and next thing I saw, they were doing Pee Pee in their Potty seat. Sitting down. ๐Ÿ˜›

How to Pee? Lesson #101
How to Pee? Lesson #101

Coming to think of that, now I am kind of understanding, why their Pee was all on floor, when they were doing it sitting on their seat. ๐Ÿ˜ I am a tubelight.

So, one fine day, my husband, Abhishek Singh, saw the boys, doing Pee, sitting down in their Potty seat. All hell broke loose.

Why are they Peeing like a Girl? ๐Ÿ˜ก

God, I am really a tubelight. I didn’t teach my boys how to Pee standing up. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

How to Pee? Lesson #101Comes Papa to rescue. So, one thing that my husband has taught my kids, is how to Pee standing up. ๐Ÿ˜

How to Pee? Lesson #101
How to Pee? Lesson #101

Well, the job is done. They now Pee standing up, straight in the toilet. Sometimes, they do try to make Pee Pee art on walls. But, I guess this is part of being a boy.

 

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Frolic Friday โ€“ When Deepika’s Cleavage became National Point of Interest

By now, I think everyone is aware of the controversy surrounding Deppika Padukone’s Cleavage (Gosh no matter what way you write about it… it looks dirty) ๐Ÿ˜›

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of InterestStill, for those who don’t know… poor innocent souls…. devoid of any drama in their lives…. here are the details.

You know how this Media is. It can make you and it can break you. It will respect you and it will also disgust you. Same happen with Depika Padukone, our very own, top Indian Film actress, when TOI Entertainment did this to her.

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest

Yup! It’s a very awkward angle for a photograph and to top it all, writing something like โ€œOMG: Deepika Padukone‘s Cleavage Showโ€, no that’s just too much gross. Obviously it disgusted our very own topmost Bollywood Actress, Deepika, who also replied in her tweets, โ€œYES!I am a Woman.I have breasts AND a cleavage! You got a problem!!??โ€ Well said, dear.

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest
Deepika’s Reaction to TOI Tweet

Coming to TOI, yes, this is a new low, even for you. It was unnecessary and disgraceful. More importantly, she was on a public platform, promoting her film, and was wearing a damn Saaree, very gracefully. If you or your cameraman will go over the way, this time actually too much over her, to get a top angle so you can catch a glimpse of her cleavage…. Boss, you are pathetic. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest

You made the matter worse, when you actually make it quite prominent for everybody to look out for her cleavage in these pics, by stating out loud terms like ‘OMG’ and ‘Cleavage Show’. When I saw those pics, I didn’t actually find it offending as there was nothing new, which we have not seen (yes, I am a pervert, and I saw that pic) ๐Ÿ˜ Deepika has shown much more in her films and photo-shoots, but the moment you write it as ‘Cleavage Show’, you lost all the credibility. Note to TOI โ€“ even if you somehow got an awkward looking picture of a celebrity (Actually exposing some things, not to be exposed), please, do not use derogatory language too. Infact, do not post such pics. Grow Up!!!!

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest

Coming to Deepika โ€“ Bravo girl for speaking out and taking a stand. You did the right thing. We as woman should never take it lightly when it comes to maintaining respect and dignity. Not only woman, but actually all the species.

My only question to you โ€“ Do you remember these following words, โ€œIf I am a public figure and if someone has captured me then I feel I should have been a little careful.โ€ ???

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of InterestWhat?? You got amnesia now?

Remember the time when media clicked pics of Katrina Kaif, in bikini, while she was holidaying on a private beach in Spain, with her boyfriend/close friend. Yes, the same time, you said, that celebrities are public figures and they should not cry out foul everytime someone click their pictures. ๐Ÿ˜›

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest
Katrina and Deepika
  • Why clicking a picture of Katrina in bikini is okay, while yours in a Saaree is not?
  • Why clicking a picture of Katrina on a private trip is okay, while yours on a public platform not?
  • Why clicking a picture of Katrina when she is with her boyfriend in her own personal space is okay, while yours when you are promoting your film with media present in full gloom, is not?
  • Why clicking a picture of Katrina when she is not aware of any cameraman is okay, while yours when you are fully aware of that your pics are taken, is not?
When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest
Deepika Padukone and Katrina Kaif

Your’s cleavage is a cleavage, and Katrina has what, a Taj Mahal there, for everyone to take pic of? ๐Ÿ˜ก

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of InterestMy stand, it was gross and disgraceful for the media to highlight a woman’s (not necessarily Deepika’s or any celebrity’s) cleavage, or any private part. It’s not good journalism, or an appropriate news.

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of InterestSome are saying, why we can drool over Shahrukh’s abs and not on Deepika’s cleavage? Simple dearie, Shahrukh’s abs is not his private body part (I am not saying it’s public though) ๐Ÿ˜› try to focus your camera on his groin. Let’s see how much he appreciates that? Also, remember the hue and cry everyone made on Aamir Khan’s suggestive poster of his upcoming film PK. I loved it BTW. โค I love Aamir, clothes or no clothes. ๐Ÿ˜‰

When Deepika's Cleavage became National Point of Interest

Frolic Friday – How to Embarrass Your Husband? – Lesson #101

Lesson # 101 – “Post some old video of him” ๐Ÿ˜€

This one was taken around six years back, by some of his friends.

Enjoy!!!

P.S. To dear husband, Abhishek Singh, with Love…. Plz don’t kill me after watching this ๐Ÿ˜›